Top Gear

[after Jeremy suggest to get out of Iraq as quickly as possible by going towards the Iranian border]

Richard:
Hang on, isn't - Bethlehem's over here, isn't it? (while pointing at Bethlehem on the map)

Jeremy and James:
Yeah.

Richard:
Well, that's the way we want to go.

Jeremy:
Yes, through places like Mosul and Baghdad perhaps. Have you ever seen a television programme called The News?

Richard:
Well, I'm aware of it.

Jeremy:
Trust me, Mosul is properly dangerous.

Richard:
That's really bad, isn't it.

Jeremy:
That's as bad as it gets anywhere in the world right now.

Richard:
And that where we are? (pointing at Arbil on the map) That's where it's really bad?

Jeremy:
We are - less than a finger's width away. So up there (pointing to the map), into Iran, into Turkey, and then down there and that way, so we miss - we can get out of Iraq and then go 'round it.

James:
Sounds like a plan.

Jeremy:
So the wise men from the east are setting off east. Northeast.