Top Gear

Jeremy:
I have here a personal letter reply to us from David Cameron himself. [reading the letter] "Dear Top Gear, thank you for your letter. Whilst it's true I'm keen on us to build on our ties out here, sending you three is not quite what I had in mind. The Foreign Secretary did wonder instead about a fence mending trip to Mexico. Basically, my message is this... you do the cars, we'll do the diplomacy."

[looks behind] Oh, here he comes now.

[David Cameron is seen leaving Number 10 by car in front of the three]

David Cameron:
Stay away from India.

Jeremy:
[looking dejected] ...Well, that was unequivocal.

James:
Well, we're going to ignore the Prime Minister. What we're going to do instead is to buy three second-hand British cars, and then to head over there with a very simple objective... to rescue Britain.