Top Gear

[Richard has suggested the three switch to side roads to look for a hotel and found one back on the main road, and the three are at a shabby, filthy hotel and are looking at the bedrooms]

Jeremy:
[comes out of a room and faces Richard] You're getting that room.

James:
[inside the room] This one's got a chair and a table!

Richard:
[trying to be nonchalant] I don't think you'd even notice the smell, after a while.

Jeremy:
[in another room, he unrolls the bedclothes to reveal skid marks on the sheets] Oh, my God! [irate] HAMMOOOND!