Torchwood, Series 1

Tosh:
All I'm saying is that once in a while I'd like to drive.

Owen:
Yeah, and all I'm saying is no.

Tosh:
Why not?

Owen:
Look I've shared cars with women before, I know what'll happen, there's an emergency, all raring to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seat's in the wrong position, rear view mirrors out of line, steering wheel's in my crotch. By time I've sorted all that out, aliens will have taken Newport!

Gwen:
What about a rota? Different people on different days?

Jack:
We're a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives.

Gwen:
Just trying to help.