True Blood, Season 3

Jason:
God, I killed a man!

Andy:
No, Stackhouse. I killed him! That's what I just told Bud and that's what both of us have to stick to, 'cause there's holes in our story. Big gaping ones!

Jason:
Like?

Andy:
[about Eggs] Like if he was really all up in my face threatening me with a knife, how come the gun that killed him was fired from over twenty feet away!?

Jason:
Well shit man. Why'd you tell 'im a story with holes in it? We gotta go back and tell him the truth.

Andy:
You tell anybody anything, we're both gonna spend the rest of our lives in jail!

Jason:
I don't wanna go to jail.

Andy:
Than I need to see a lot less conscience and a lot more cajones and I need to see 'em pronto!