True Blood, Season 3

Eric:
[while having sex with Yvetta] So, what brings you to Fangtasia on this balmy summer night?

Sookie:
Bill's been kidnapped and I think you did it.

Eric:
I didn't. Any other theories?

Sookie:
I'm still on this one, thank you very much. Where were you tonight around eleven o'clock?

Eric:
Here, with Yvetta.

Sookie:
Doing this? For the last six hours?

Eric:
You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?

Sookie:
Tell me where I can find Lorena. If you don't have him, she does.

Eric:
Solid theory. But given the tenor of your last run-in with Ms. Krasiki, I think it's better if I dealt with her instead.

Sookie:
How do I know if you will?

Eric:
Because if Bill was in fact kidnapped, by human or vampire, I am duty bound as sheriff of the area in which he resides to find him... even if I do want what is his.