True Blood, Season 3

Magister:
Trouble abounds in your fair state.

Eric:
Tell me.

Magister:
It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.

Sophie-Anne:
Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my queendom that could be trusted with this.

Eric:
Any thing I can do to be of service.

Magister:
Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on anything other than procreation is blasphemy.

Sophie-Anne:
Madness.

Eric:
Desecration.

Magister:
Have you noticed an uptick in users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?

Eric:
I haven't, no.

Magister:
See that's surprising to me. 'Cause every other sheriff to whom I have spoken has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.

Sophie-Anne:
An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.

Eric:
Respectfully, Magister. I'm not sure I follow your logic.

Magister:
If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them. How many vampires have gone missing in your area?

Eric:
None, Magister.

Magister:
So, now do you follow my logic?

Eric:
I do, and I will look into the matter.

Magister:
Good ... and I will expect results.