Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Evelyn:
Charlie, I need to borrow your Mercedes.

Charlie:
Well, since you're in a hurry, I'll give you a quick answer: no.

Evelyn:
Charlie, please, I'm showing a house in half an hour.

Charlie:
What's wrong with that little electric car you bought?

Evelyn:
Oh, nothing! Well, it's fine, it's hip, it's what anyone who cares about this planet is driving. But if you're trying to sell real estate to a Saudi oil prince, you can't be driving up in some little toy car with a plug in the bumper.

Alan:
Um, you could use my car, Mom.

Evelyn:
You see? Now that is how a loving son treats his mother. [to Alan]: Thank you, sweetheart, but I need to look successful.