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Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Charlie:
I have to tell you something.

Alan:
OK.

Charlie:
Come on out in the bedroom.

Alan:
All right. [leaves the bathroom; Charlie locks the door] What are you doing?

Charlie:
You'll understand in a minute.

Alan:
Uh, uh, I thought you had to tell me something.

Charlie:
I do. There is no "Bad Alan". I'm the one who stole the Silly Putty and put it in your pocket when you weren't looking. Three, four, five, six, seven...

Alan [frantically knocking on the door]:
DAMN YOU TO HELL! COME OUT HERE AND DIE LIKE A MAN!

Charlie:
What do you know? There is a "Bad Alan."

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