Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Berta:
Not that it's any of my business but what in hell happened in your brother's bathroom?

Jake:
Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.

Berta:
The quiet ones are always the freaks.

Alan:
Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake and it was completely innocent

Jake:
But you admit, she was naked.

Alan:
Yes but as I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's absolutely no need to tell your mother! Understand?

Jake:
Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.

Alan:
Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?

Jake:
Dunno.

Alan:
Did you show this to your mother?

Jake:
No.

Alan:
Why not?

Jake:
Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.