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Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Charlie:
OK, I'm getting mixed signals here.

Jamie:
This is the signal, Charlie: You can't have this. Not now, not ever. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

Charlie:
You know, I didn't make up the "Eckelberry Hound" thing.

Alan:
But he did spread it around. I-- I was always your friend.

Jamie:
Oh, please. I spent years throwing myself at you, "friend", playing stupid nerd games on my bed with my shirt open, "buddy", hoping and praying that you would kiss me or touch me or at least notice me as a woman, "PAL"!

Alan:
You knew your shirt was open?

Jamie:
WHO DO YOU THINK OPENED IT?!

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