Two and a Half Men, Season 3

[Alan shows Charlie the drawing that got Jake kicked out of school]

Alan:
The girl went home in tears, her mother is on the warpath, and Jake could get expelled.

Charlie:
For a silly drawing?

Alan:
It's considered sexual harassment. The school has a zero-tolerance policy.

Charlie:
Oh, for the good old days, when you could wander into a girls' locker room pretending you were blind.

Alan:
You actually did that? That's horrible!

Charlie:
No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.

Alan:
Well, unfortunately, times have changed, and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.