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Two and a Half Men, Season 3

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Charlie:
Are you aware that I'm a misogynist?

Evelyn:
Really? I raised you Episcopalian.

Charlie:
This isn't funny! My anger and mistrust towards women starts with you, which wasn't a problem until it spilled over into my sex life.

Evelyn:
So, you're blaming Mummy because Little Charlie can't come out and play?

Charlie:
OK, first of all, we don't call it "Little Charlie"!

Evelyn:
What do we call it, darling?

Charlie:
We don't call it anything!

Evelyn:
Well, when you were a baby, we called it "Mr. Pinky".

Charlie:
I may never have sex again.

Evelyn:
Oh, wait a sec, Mr. Pinky was the cat. What did we call your penis?

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