Two and a Half Men, Season 3

Harvey's mother:
Harvey, how many times have I told you not to leave an estate without telling me?

Harvey:
Aw, mom...

Harvey's mother:
Get in the car, we're going home.

Harvey:
But mom, we're getting married!

Harvey's mother:
To this trash? I don't think so.

Everlyn:
Excuse me?

Charlie:
Roll with it, Mom.

Harvey's mother:
I'm counting to three, Harvey. One... Two...

Harvey:
I'm going. I'm going.

Everlyn:
Keep the robe.

Harvey:
Thanks. I'm not wearing pants.

Harvey's mother:
Harvey, do I have to put you on my knees?

Harvey:
I'm going. I'm going.

Harvey's mother:
He's really a good boy, but these things happen when you marry a first cousin.

Charlie:
I'd say they're lucky to have opposable thumbs.