Two and a Half Men, Season 3

Alan:
Uh, uh, "Debra Winger and Richard Gere starred in An Officer and a 'blank'." Oh, please!

Charlie:
You need a hint? There's a hint upside down in the corner.

Alan:
No, I don't need a hint! Eh, eh, I know the answer! Everybody here knows the ans-- everybody on the planet knows the answer! We're not stupid!

Charlie:
Ch-- chill, chill.

Alan:
Oh, oh, wait, oh, here's another brain teaser: Uh, uh, "Steven Spielberg directed this modern retelling of the H. G. Wells classic, War of the 'blank'." Uh, uh, "Couch!" War of the Couch!

Charlie [whispering]:
Stop it!

Alan [yelling]:
Oh, wait, no, no, I-- I got it! War of the BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Charlie:
You know what? You know, maybe you're right. Maybe we should go. [they start leaving]

Alan:
No, wait, no, I know this one: Uh, "Johnny Depp cruised to success in this comedy-action film inspired by a Disneyland attraction." Pirates of the BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Charlie [to another theater patron]:
He's-- he's behind on his reading.

Alan:
Oh, oh, and-- and, let's not forget-- uh, uh, Judy Garland in that immortal classic, The Wizard of BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!