Two and a Half Men, Season 3

[Charlie sprays breath spray in his mouth to try to conceal the stench of cigars and booze from Mia]

Berta:
That ain't gonna do it, Alice.

Charlie:
What?

Berta:
You smell like a beer bottle that just fell out of Joe Camel's ass.

Charlie:
Well, what am I supposed to do?

Berta:
Um, hang on, let's see if I got anything in here that might mask that stench. Oven cleaner? No. Ty-D-Bol? No. How do you feel about taking a whore's bath with a hunk of blue cheese?