Two and a Half Men, Season 3
Jake:
Hey, how come my mom hates Kandi?
Charlie:
What gave you the idea that she hates her?
Jake:
'Cause she says so... a lot.
Charlie:
All right. Why do you think?
Jake:
I dunno. She's pretty, she's fun, and Dad seems real happy with her.
Charlie:
Well, little man, you just answered your own question.
Jake:
I did? What'd I say?
Charlie:
It's like this: You ever see a kid at school who doesn't like his lunch but he won't let you have it either?
Jake:
Oh, yeah. Russell Beasley. He'll spit on his apple cobbler before he'll let anybody else eat it.
Charlie:
Well, this is pretty much the same deal, except your mom is Russell Beasley, and your dad is the spit-covered cobbler.
Jake:
I don't understand.
Charlie:
Even though your mom doesn't want your dad, she doesn't want Kandi to eat him, either.
Jake:
Oh.
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