Two and a Half Men, Season 3
Jake:
Oh, yeah, she [Mia] wants us to come see her dance next weekend.
Charlie:
It [the newspaper] says she's performing this weekend.
Jake:
Oh, I guess she called last weekend.
Charlie:
You're telling me this now?!
Alan:
Charlie, Charlie, calm down.
Charlie:
How many things does the kid have to handle? Eat, poop, tell me who called!
Jake:
She said some guy named Will has tickets.
Charlie [sighs]:
Who's Will?
Jake:
I don't know. She said he'd call.
Charlie:
Will's gonna call?
Alan:
You mean the tickets are at will call?
Jake:
I don't know, maybe.
Charlie:
Dear God, he's a doorstop that eats!
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