Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Alan:
You don't understand. The money isn't for me.

Charlie:
Really? Who's it for?

Alan:
Old Alan.

Charlie:
Old Alan?

Alan:
Yeah, you know, the Alan of the future.

Charlie:
You're kidding, they're still gonna have Alans in the future?

Alan:
No, see, [sighs] the thing is, [sighs] I've been going through kind of a rough financial time since... well, high school. Anyway, it-- it occurred to me that I could wind up an old man with no one to take care of me. I mean, who will Old Alan be able to count on? Certainly not Jake, 'cause let's face it, his best hope of a steady income is if missing the toilet becomes a professional sport.