Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Judith:
Oh, eggnog.

Herb:
Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. [turns to Alan] We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.

Judith:
That's why I need eggnog.

Herb:
Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.

Alan:
Oh really, your mom's out of rehab?

Judith:
Yes, my mom's out of rehab.

Herb:
Actually she kind of jumped the fence.

Alan:
Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law, you might as well get used to it. [turns to Judith] Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?

[Judith glares at Alan]

Alan:
On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.