Two and a Half Men, Season 4

[Charlie tells Alan the story about how he saw his mother in bed with a man when Charlie was eight years old]

Charlie:
Anyway, at some point they realized I was standing there, and the guy said to me, "Don't worry, Speed Racer. I'm not hurting your mom."

Alan:
Speed Racer?

Charlie:
Remember, I had the Speed Racer pajamas?

Alan:
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Our Christmas pajamas! You got Speed Racer, and I got Laverne & Shirley. So typical, I'm--

Charlie:
This is not about you, Alan! This is about a horrible moment in my life that I completely repressed: Mom and the man with a big red mustache. Oh, God. I just realized why Yosemite Sam always made me nauseous! [sighs] And I'll tell you the worst part...

Alan:
Worse than Laverne & Shirley pajamas?

Charlie:
Alan...

Alan:
I am amazed I'm not a raging queen.

Charlie:
We all are!