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Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

[Charlie is reading Alan's online dating profile]

Alan:
Are you gonna let me explain or not?

Charlie:
What's to explain? You have a Malibu beach house and you're the... "Chiropractor to the Stars".

Alan:
Oh, OK, what do you want me to call myself? "Chiropractor to Fat People in the Valley"? Everybody exaggerates on these things.

Charlie:
OK, I can understand that. You're probably not gonna get a lot of responses to "bushy-nosed cheapskate, enjoys long walks to a free meal."

Alan:
Exactly.

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