Two and a Half Men, Season 4
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Alan [to Judith on the phone]:
I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME! [hangs up] Oh, boy, I'm gonna pay for that.
Berta:
You know what your problem is? Phone cojones.
Alan:
Excuse me?
Berta:
When you're on the phone with her, you got boulders between your legs. The minute you hang up, you're as smooth as a Ken doll.
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