Two and a Half Men, Season 4

[on their way to the track]

Jake:
How much can I bet?

Charlie:
How much did you bring?

Jake:
I have to use my own money?

Charlie:
Boy, you really are your father's son, aren't you?

Jake:
OK... [looking in his wallet] I have fourteen dollars.

Charlie:
That's not gonna get you very far.

Jake:
Um... oh, and I have a fifty-dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut. Wanna buy it?

Charlie:
Sure, I'll give you twenty-five bucks.

Jake:
But it's worth fifty.

Charlie:
To who?

Jake:
To Pizza Hut.

Charlie:
Well, then let the good folks at Pizza Hut place a bet for you.