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Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Charlie:
Look, Alan, I have no interest in hanging out with Mom's boyfriend du jour.

Alan:
Why not? He seems like a great guy.

Charlie:
He might be the greatest guy in the world, but he'll end up like every other husband or boyfriend she's ever had. Either she'll dump him, he'll dump her, or he'll die under suspicious circumstances. No matter what, you're left standing on the curb with your fishing pole on the first day of summer vacation, waiting for a Chrysler LeBaron that never comes!

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