Two and a Half Men, Season 5

Alan:
And-And what about you?

Charlie:
What about me?

Alan:
You're afraid of everything.

Charlie:
Like what?

Alan:
Well, let's see. Germs, change, commitment, opening your eyes under water, angry husbands, angry ex-girlfriends, large birds, spiders, and mom.

Charlie:
Hold on. Hold on a sec. I am not afraid to open my eyes under water. I'm just sensitive to chlorine. And for the record, it's just when birds get indoors. In the sky, I got no problem.

Alan:
Fine, fine. Live in denial. I'm gonna try and straighten my kid out.

Charlie:
And what sane person is not afraid of spiders?