Two and a Half Men, Season 5

Alan:
I can't believe it. You're nervous about a date.

Charlie:
Of course I'm nervous! What am I gonna talk to her about? I haven't gone out with a forty-year-old woman since high school!

Alan:
Well, Charlie, that's the great thing about seeing someone your own age. There's always something to talk about because what you've been through, she's been through.

Charlie:
Oh, I hardly think so.

Alan:
All right, point taken. But she's a fascinating woman. She's a municipal court judge, she teaches law at UCLA...

Charlie:
Aw, man, you didn't tell me that!

Alan:
Does that make a difference?

Charlie:
It makes a big difference! The smarter the girl, the harder it is to blow smoke up her ass!