Two and a Half Men, Season 5

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Alan:
Oh, come on, Charlie, so you struck out with a woman. It happens. Believe me, it happens! And when it does, the best thing to do is to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and curse God for making you the way you are.

Charlie:
All right, forget it, I don't need you. I'll call her [Linda] myself. [leaves]

Alan [to God]:
Sorry about the "curse God" stuff. But we both know I'm not your best work.

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