Two and a Half Men, Season 5

Charlie:
Nice, huh?

Alan:
Nice? She's magnificent!

Charlie:
You should see her naked.

Alan:
Can I?

Charlie:
Well, I could show you pictures, but you may not wanna see that much of me.

Alan:
Just out of curiosity, where do you find women like that? And-- and more importantly, how do you get them to go to bed with you?

Charlie:
You really wanna know?

Alan:
Yeah, what-- what's your secret?

Charlie:
Well, see Alan, it's like this. I got a knack.

Alan:
[moment of silence] That's not a secret.

Charlie:
I didn't think so, but you asked.

Alan:
So that's it, you got a knack?

Charlie:
Hey, everybody's good at something. You, for instance... [stares at Alan] have no shame.

Alan:
Excuse me, this is what they wear in the Tour de France.

Charlie:
Alan, I just took a Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.