Two and a Half Men, Season 5
Charlie:
You clear on everything I told you?
Alan:
Yes, yes, I'm gonna go to her house, pick her up, take her to the restaurant--
Charlie:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Pick her up? You're supposed to meet her there.
Alan:
Why?
Charlie:
What do you mean, "why"? You're gonna break up with her and then drive her home? You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.
Alan:
You didn't say anything about that.
Charlie:
It's common sense. You know why Custer and Sitting Bull didn't share a pony to Little Big Horn? Because they knew there were gonna be some hurt feelings and the ride home would be awkward!
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