Two and a Half Men, Season 6

[Jake is outdoors trying to hold a "Condos For Sale" sign]

Alan:
Thanks, Mom. Th-- this is a perfect first job for him.

Charlie:
First job? I think you're looking at the birth of a career.

Evelyn:
I was gonna have him put up fliers, but I didn't trust him with a staple gun.

Alan:
How much are you paying him?

Evelyn:
Obviously, too much. Look at him! [Jake is picking his nose] For the record, I promised him $20 and a Playboy magazine.

Alan:
Playboy?

Evelyn:
Don't worry. I'll Magic Marker over the ta-tas and hoo-hoos.

Charlie:
Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.

[An ice cream truck turns the corner on which Jake is located. He drops the sign and runs after it.]