Two and a Half Men, Season 6
[Jake is outdoors trying to hold a "Condos For Sale" sign]
Alan:
Thanks, Mom. Th-- this is a perfect first job for him.
Charlie:
First job? I think you're looking at the birth of a career.
Evelyn:
I was gonna have him put up fliers, but I didn't trust him with a staple gun.
Alan:
How much are you paying him?
Evelyn:
Obviously, too much. Look at him! [Jake is picking his nose] For the record, I promised him $20 and a Playboy magazine.
Alan:
Playboy?
Evelyn:
Don't worry. I'll Magic Marker over the ta-tas and hoo-hoos.
Charlie:
Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.
[An ice cream truck turns the corner on which Jake is located. He drops the sign and runs after it.]
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