Two and a Half Men, Season 6

Charlie:
Alan, you had a perfect night of revenge sex. That's the fourth-best kind of sex you can have!

Alan:
Fourth? What are the other…never mind, I don't want to know. Charlie, the problem is that, now that Judith and Herb are over, she thinks that we're… [Jake walks by them on the way to the refrigerator] …back to square one in dealing with the PTA car…nival.

Charlie:
What?

Alan:
The-the school carnival that we used to, uh, raise money for. [Jake leaves] [softly]: I don't want Jake to know about me and Judith. [Jake walks back to the refrigerator] Ith...cariot. Judith Ithcariot, who thold our Lord for thirty piethes of thilver.

Jake:
What are you talking about?

Alan:
Oh, I was just, uh, uh, telling your uncle about this, uh, this great, uh, cartoon. Uh, Daffy Duck and the Greateth Sthory Ever Told.

Jake:
Sounds lame.

Alan:
Classic Warner Brothers animation. [chuckling]