Two and a Half Men, Season 6

[Jake plays 'Smoke on the Water' on Charlie's piano, and then bends down and plays the keys with his tongue. Charlie comes downstairs.]

Charlie:
What are you doing?

Jake:
Playing 'Smoke on the Water'

Charlie:
With your tongue?

Jake:
Pretty cool, huh?

Charlie:
That's not cool, it's disgusting. Alan, get in here! [Alan comes in] Your kid's licking my piano!

Alan:
Jake, don't lick your uncle's piano.

Jake:
But I'm bored.

Alan:
Go read a book.

Jake:
I don't wanna read a book.

Charlie:
Then go lick a book! [Jake leaves] How long is this whole grounding thing gonna go on for?

Alan:
Two weeks.

Charlie:
Two weeks?

Alan:
Charlie, he stuck his ass out a bus window at the girls' track team.

Charlie:
That's what you're grounding him for? When you were his age, you mooned the girls' choir.

Alan:
No, uh, when I was his age, you pantsed me in front of the girls' choir.

Charlie:
Oh, right. Well, either way, you made the yearbook.