Two and a Half Men, Season 6

Charlie:
Everything work out at the office?

Alan:
Uh-huh.

Charlie:
Manage to keep your hands off Really Little Annie Fanny?

Alan:
Well, not exactly, but, uh, we did keep it above the waist.

Charlie:
Her waist or yours?

Alan:
Both. And it wasn't easy. I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure my balls look like two-thirds of the Blue Man Group.

Charlie:
Berta, hide the vacuum cleaner!

Alan:
For the last time, I use it to get lint off my trousers.

Charlie:
Then why do you call it "Brenda"?