Two and a Half Men, Season 6

Gordon:
Where do you guys want me to put these [pizzas]?

Alan:
Oh, uh, here, let me, uh, move the snickerdoodles.

Gordon:
[sighs] Snickerdoodles.

Alan:
You don't like them?

Gordon:
No, no, I do. It's just that my wife used to call me her little snickerdoodle.

Charlie:
You're kidding.

Gordon:
Well, no, not all of me. It was her little nickname for my, uh... [awkward chuckle]

Jerome:
Oh, that is a terrible name for a penis.

Gordon:
Oh, yeah? What did your wife call yours?

Jerome:
Mr. Roundtree. [everyone stares] Richard Roundtree? The guy who played Shaft? [everyone murmurs in agreement]

Alan:
That's way better than "snickerdoodle".

Herb:
Judith calls mine "that thing".

Alan:
As in, "Get that thing away from me"?

Herb:
Yeah, how did you know?

Alan:
Just a guess.