Two and a Half Men, Season 6

[Alan is in the kitchen with his ventriloquist dummy]

Charlie:
Alan?

Alan:
Yeah?

Charlie:
You're starting to scare the crap out of me.

Alan:
Oh, oh, this? This is, uh, just a new hobby. Uh, Charlie, say hello to Danny O'Day. [as Danny]: Howdy do, Charlie?

Charlie:
That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.

Alan:
Oh, come on, Charlie, play along. [as Danny]: So, Charlie, how did you sleep last night?

Charlie:
With a woman, Alan. Something you need to do before this gets out of hand. [leaves]

Alan [as Danny]:
Wow. He's got a stick where I've got your hand.