Two and a Half Men, Season 6
[Chelsea and Charlie are on their way to the movies]
Chelsea:
Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?
Charlie:
No.
Chelsea:
Why not?
Charlie:
Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!
Chelsea:
Come on, he's breaking my heart. Staying home all alone on a Friday night.
Charlie:
Don't worry. You know how they say you can be alone, but not lonely?
Chelsea:
Yeah?
Charlie:
Well, Alan's kinda the opposite. He's always lonely, but he's never alone.
Chelsea:
He's going through a tough time. Your brother should be surrounded by friends and family.
Charlie:
My brother should be surrounded by a SWAT team.
Chelsea:
Please. For me?
Charlie:
Chelsea, we agreed that you only get one of those a month. Are you sure you wanna waste it on Alan?
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