Two and a Half Men, Season 6

[Chelsea and Charlie are on their way to the movies]

Chelsea:
Did you ask if he wants to go to the movies with us?

Charlie:
No.

Chelsea:
Why not?

Charlie:
Because he's a ticking time bomb and we don't wanna be in the car with him when he goes off!

Chelsea:
Come on, he's breaking my heart. Staying home all alone on a Friday night.

Charlie:
Don't worry. You know how they say you can be alone, but not lonely?

Chelsea:
Yeah?

Charlie:
Well, Alan's kinda the opposite. He's always lonely, but he's never alone.

Chelsea:
He's going through a tough time. Your brother should be surrounded by friends and family.

Charlie:
My brother should be surrounded by a SWAT team.

Chelsea:
Please. For me?

Charlie:
Chelsea, we agreed that you only get one of those a month. Are you sure you wanna waste it on Alan?