Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Alan:
…and what pray tell is that?

Walden:
That is a 46" high-definition plasma screen TV, complete with a deluxe sports satellite package.

Alan:
Nice! No movies?

Walden:
No, we could switch it to a movie package.

Alan:
Or you could add it.

Walden:
Oh, okay, we'll add it.

Alan:
And don't forget the adult channels.

Walden:
No problem.

Alan:
You have to ask for them specifically otherwise they block them.

Walden:
Right.

[...]

Lyndsey:
"You got any porn on this thing?"

Alan:
"Uh, gee, I, I don't know."

Lyndsey:
"Why don't you check? Shake things up a bit."

Alan:
"Oh, gosh, well, I, yeah, I guess I, I guess I, I-I could do that. Oh, look, there's some now. How fortuitous."