The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Matt:
Hey.

Caroline:
Hey. What is that?

Matt:
What is what?

Caroline:
The "hey." That is twice. That is two heys. That's...do you have any other words in your vocabulary?

Matt:
What's wrong with hey?

Caroline:
It reeks of awkward subtext. You just spent the night in my bed. There was cuddling. Then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me. Which, I must say, is a total lame guy move. Which I did not appreciate. Now, with the heys? Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party, but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.

Matt:
I heard your mom in the morning. I didn't want to get you in trouble, so I went out the window.

Caroline:
You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.

Matt:
Your mom's a sheriff. And as for the heys, I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.

Caroline:
Oh.

Matt:
Trying to read something into it - lame girl move.