The Vampire Diaries, Season 3

Damon:
Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.

Stefan:
What do you want?

Damon:
I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I know we don't actually "hang out", we team up. We join forces, activate our wonder twin powers.

Stefan:
What are you doing?

Damon:
Digging up clues. Most of the Originals are gone, but now we have a Whodunit in town. Hey, do you remember when we came back for Zachariah's funeral?

Stefan:
Vaguely, why?

Damon:
Cause memory serves, he wasn't the first founders council member killed that year. Or even that month.

Stefan:
Your point being?

Damon:
I'm trying to remember what year it was.

Stefan:
1912.

Damon:
So much for vaguely. 1912. Or as I like to call it, last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.