Veep, Season 3

Selina:
What a f***ing misery marathon that was. [Looks around] Where is everybody?

Mike:
Dan had a nervous collapse, Amy's taking him to the hospital, Ben went back to DC, Kent's firing Ray, and I'm in charge.

Selina:
F***.

Mike:
I know, right?

Selina:
I should just go back out there. Did you see that?

Mike:
Yeah, I saw.

Selina:
Why? Why am I in London talking about my enormous jiggly-ass ass?

Gary:
Ma'am, but people love people who were, like, fat, then they're no longer fat.

Selina:
No, they don't.

Gary:
Right.

Selina:
Fat people don't even vote. They can't even be bothered to get out of the house, you know? No food in the voting booth.