Veep, Season 3

Amy:
Okay, let's rehearse the debate. Congressman Furlong, can you be Joe Thornhill?

Furlong:
Let's see. I don't know anything about NAFTA, but I do know about baseball. Baseball, baseball, baseball, look at my muscly chest, vote for me.

Amy:
Ben, you're Owen Pierce.

Ben:
Well I'm a baby-faced, know-nothing Congressman from Shitstain, Nevada, who's got the newly dropped balls enough to think that I can run for President.

Amy:
Kent, you are former SecDef Maddox.

Furlong:
Don't do the voice, though.

Kent:
I've only ever used this voice, even as a young child.

Amy:
Okay. SecDef Maddox, where do you stand on crime?

Kent:
Well right now I'm coming across pretty hardline, so I'll go soft to outflank Mr. Chung.

Mike:
Oh, well, I'm the hip hop governor of Minnesota, and I'm coming off as too soft, so I'll try to outhard SecDef Maddox.