Veep, Season 3

Selina:
I want you to be my acting chief of staff.

Ben:
What?

Selina:
Yeah. I need all your experience, buddy.

Ben:
Don't ask me that.

Selina:
But I am asking you that.

Ben:
It just destroyed me. I mean, I was bulimic the whole first year, and I didn't even lose any weight from it.

Selina:
No, you weren't. None of that is true. What are you even talking about? You told me you'd midwife me through this campaign. Do you remember that?

Ben:
Yeah.

Selina:
So guess what. I'm ten centimeters dilated. I'm fully effaced. I mean, this presidency is crowning. I need you. Ben, I swear to sweet Jesus Christ, if you don't do this, I'm gonna bring back Prohibition.