Veep, Season 3

Dan:
Hey, Jonah. You know, buddy, I have been mean and I'm sorry.

Jonah:
What kind of idiot do you think I am?

Dan:
Is there a choice?

Jonah:
I only have one asset that you would be interested in and that's my Uncle Jeff's bucket of votes.

Dan:
Great! So you'll get us Uncle Jeff?

Jonah:
Oh no, I'm just gettin' started. I want West Exec parking for the Cube, and I want mess hall privileges.

Dan:
No. That's that's impossible.

Jonah:
Well, then you better "possible-ize" it, Dan. And I want somebody that works for me. I want an assistant, a gopher, a servant.

Dan:
Oh, you want a Jonah?

Jonah:
Yeah! I want a Jonah. And henceforth they will no longer be known as Jonahs. They'll be known as Jimmys or Pepes or Sarahs or whatever the f*** that person's name turns out to be. And you can't hire anyone named Jonah, okay? See, I'm on to you already.

Dan:
Shit! I gotta go.

Jonah:
You know what? They should be called Dans.