Being Human, Series 2

Annie:
We need to talk. So, George, you start.

George:
[to Mitchell] Are you Okay?

Mitchell:
I've been better. You?

George:
Likewise.

Mitchell:
We should just go out one night and just get hammered.

George:
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Annie:
That's it? That's how you share?

George:
What more is there to say?

Mitchell:
Yeah, he's feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable, and I'm kind of stressed. We don't need to turn this into an episode of Oprah.

George:
Exactly! File it under 'have discussed'.

Mitchell:
George do you wanna watch The Real Hustle?

George:
Oh I would really like that Mitchell. [to Annie] Women - think you're such authorities, like the way you deal with emotion is the only way.

Mitchell:
It's not on!

George:
Er, Yeah it is, it's on at 10:30.

Mitchell:
No they moved it.

George:
They-what?! No, you're kidding me?!

Mitchell:
Oh I don't believe it!

George:
No I was looking forward to that.

Mitchell:
10:30 Thursdays; that's 'Real Hustle time'. A f***ing child knows that!

George:
Could I just not have one good thing in my life...?

Mitchell:
...it just drives me insane when they move things around...

George:
...don't I deserve it, don't I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?

Mitchell:
...this is so... what, so we're supposed to check every week! Like we don't have anything else to do! Is it our responsibility? Why's it down to us?!

George:
I saw a preview, they were going to do a con about cashpoints.

Mitchell:
Really? [George nods] I would have loved that. You bastards! Argh!! [Mitchell flings the TV schedule at the television and walks into the kitchen as George sobs, Mitchell walks back wearing Marigolds] There, I'll do the washing-up! Is everyone happy now?