The Venture Bros., Season 2

#21:
Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

#24:
Is this them?

#21:
'Are these they.'

#24:
Who talks like that?

The Monarch:
Out of the way! I'm the leader here, I'll distribute the... wha. (uneasy pause) Are these they?

[The Arsenal turns out to be simply a crude collection of fan memorabilia]

#21:
(proudly) Yeah, and you have to admit, it is a pretty formidable collection.

The Monarch:
You f***ing idiot! What the hell are we supposed to do with this crap? Make them laugh so hard they blow malt liquor out of their noses?

Dr. Venture:
No, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room in butterfly costumes.

The Monarch:
Oh, ha ha ha. Nice onesie, dick. Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopie?

#24:
Whoa!! Snap! No he didn't!

Dr. Venture:
This is a speed-suit, mister, not a onesie!

The Monarch:
Fine. Maybe they'll think you're a three-year old with progeria and take pity on us!