The Venture Bros., Season 2

Brock:
So for the next couple of days, it's yours. I'm trusting you to protect these people.

Molotov Cocktease:
(scornfully) From what? Bed bugs and tummy aches?

Brock:
Hey, you'd be surprised how many enemies Doctor Venture has. We get into some pretty hot situations here.

Dr. Venture:
Brock, which of these looks better? The velour or the Italian knit? Oh, hello.

Brock:
Doc, this is Molotov Cocktease. I hired her to watch out for you guys while I'm on assignment.

Dr. Venture:
Charmed. Oh uh, and I got some iodine on this. Do you have time to get that out for me before you run off to play Cowboys and Indians?

Molotov Cocktease:
Say the word and he's dead. We could be in Monaco by midnight.

Dr. Venture:
Ahh, pardon?

Brock:
Ah Doc, come here with me a second.

Dr. Venture:
Did you check her references?

Brock:
Yeah.

Dr. Venture:
Oh great, she's one of your hussies isn't she? You're putting my life in the hands of a hussy.

Brock:
She's a mercenary not a... hussy.

Dr. Venture:
Did you have... relations with her?

Brock:
Ehhh, no, I didn't.

Dr. Venture:
Hmm, well then Rusty calls dibs. God, she must jazzercise night and day.