The Venture Bros., Season 2

Triana Orpheus:
(entering her room, where Orpheus is opening her closet door to reveal a supernatural portal) I knew it!

Dr. Orpheus:
(flustered) Pumpkin! What are you doing in... your room? Shouldn't you be... not in your room?

Triana:
My whole life I've been afraid of that closet! There's always these weird lights and something that smells like a burning Band-aid.

Dr. Orpheus:
Brimstone. Okay fine, porthole to the burning nowhere, you got me.

Triana:
Dad! I thought I was going crazy! I mean, I'm still afraid of the closet! Still! I wear the same thing every day because of that closet!

Dr. Orpheus:
Well, how was I to know?! Come now, Archie and his indolent companion Jughead wear the same clothes every day. I thought it was an adolescent phase of yours.

Triana:
Great. My closet is the door to hell.

Dr. Orpheus:
The Necropolis. A porthole to the Necropolis. It had to be on the south side of the apartment, and since you had to have a private bathroom... oh, this is never... (he seizes her head) SLEEP!!