The Venture Bros., Season 2

President Breyer:
How'd you like to be Vice-President?

Bud Manstrong:
Me?!

President Breyer:
Hell yeah, you! Who'd do think I'm talking about; you're a genuine hero, boy. The Bureau can't find a damn thing on you, and plus, you're a little bit of the eye candy for the ladies. Speakin' of which...(opens door) take a pick.

Bud Manstrong:
I'm...not sure I follow you, Sir.

President Breyer:
Any of my secretarial staff, 'cept the one in the blue dress that smells like this!

(Holds his finger up to Bud's nose)

Bud Manstrong:
Oh, dear lord!

President Breyer:
(laughs) That's Phyllis - got my name written all over her...literally! I once wrote my name on the front of her dress with the tip of my...

Bud Manstrong:
OH NO! I'm not hearing this, I'm not hearing this! Good evening, sir!

(Walks out of the office)

President Breyer:
(into intercom) Uh, Cass, I'll take that blowjob now.