The Venture Bros., Season 2

The Monarch:
Marry me!

Dr. Girlfriend:
You being serious?

The Monarch:
Deadly serious.

Dr. Girlfriend:
(dramatic pause) Yes.

The Monarch:
Good! Done! Now get your ass back in that bed!

Dr. Girlfriend:
But we need to make some ground rules first! (brings out a list) 1: No more of this "I need my space, you're crowding me" crap!

The Monarch:
Fine, whatever. Wh... Where were you hiding that list?

Dr. Girlfriend:
2: I'm not your "number 2." I'm your partner.

The Monarch:
Okay! I'll get you a crown or something. Anything else on that magic and probably moist list of yours?

Dr. Girlfriend:
Yes! Number 3: This whole "Dr. Venture" thing is over!

The Monarch:
Yes! We kill him once and for all!!! And we shall make slave of his sons and a lamp from the flesh of Brock Samson!

Dr. Girlfriend:
NO! I want you to give up this insane grudge you have on Dr. Venture once and for all.

The Monarch:
No way! Dr. Venture is my sworn enemy!

Dr. Girlfriend:
Oh, nevermind then! I knew you weren't serious!

The Monarch:
No, no! Don't go!!! Fine, I'll do it... No more arching Dr. Venture...

Dr. Girlfriend:
Ever?

The Monarch:
Never...

Dr. Girlfriend:
Swear?

The Monarch:
I pinkie swear!!

[The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend pinkie swear]

The Monarch:
'Kay? You happy know?

Dr. Girlfriend:
(Teary eyed) The happiest woman alive!